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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket,the smell is unbearable!!!
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand
No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
?
Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................]
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
